| ‘COVID’ | Drunk candidate interviewed | ‘Supermajority’ | Jacob Rees-Mogg loses seat | ‘Things Can Only Get Better’ played |
| Sighting of Count Binface | Tory seat goes to Lib Dem | Reform beaten by a joke candidate | Suella Braverman loses seat | ‘Landslide’ |
| Candidate swears | Tory blames voter ID | FREE | Rishi Sunak loses seat | ‘Trussonomics’ |
| ‘Rwanda’ | ‘Portillo moment’ | Lettuce | Tories come 4th in a seat | ‘Canada 1993’ |
| ‘Out of power for a generation’ | Greens win a seat | Tory seat goes to Labour | Newcastle declares | ‘Woke’ |